Tuesday, January 30, 2007
GYM noobs
This is the best i just got home from the gym where the normal new years resolution sort of push is going on well these people suck all they do is sit around and talk while on the machine that there are 15 people waiting for. Or you have the 16 year old momos who DONT KNOW what the fuck their doing oh let me take the unmade weight to put 5 lbs on hey asshole theres a 30lb premade barbell get off the expandable one. you know that they are only there trying to bulk up their 90 lb frame to get a blowjob from the head cheerleader. Hey asshole try just asking her or oh my god, being yourself, it will get you farther, dont go to the gym to try to impress girls they dont want to date conceited fucks like that but i digress. Just please noobs stay to light side of the gym so all the people who need the heavier weights can use them without having to wait 45 min and oh by the way if you do happen to need a weight and someones in the way all you have to do is ask and they'll move you dumb asshat.
Monday, January 29, 2007
Driving
First things first god damn new Hampshire people cant drive.Fucking 45 in the left lane on RT1 goddammit!! I hate people that drive slow in the left lane but New Hampshire people are the worst they always do it and then they dont want to move over it should be legal to put a plow on your car just to be able to push those asshats out of the way. and then theres the asshole who have their blinker on for 15 miles WTF!!!!!!. Fuck those Assbags
damn secrets
What is it with people who have known you, lets round up 8 years and youve been friends for as long and theres all of sudden theres little secret exchanges between your little group of friends. Well hey we are not in goddamn high school anymore drama time stopped right makes sense. well i guess i must be thinking well past my years because i think these supposed secrets are so fucking stupid because we've made it through good times and bad but hey you know what fuck this shit im just acting naive i guess right. Well it makes getting drunk easier so i guess i shouldnt complain right well fuck that. so yea this is my first post and be warned im going to rant and rave because im using this blog to rid my self of the anger demon but hey you never know i doubt it will help. FUCK!
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