GYM noobs

This is the best i just got home from the gym where the normal new years resolution sort of push is going on well these people suck all they do is sit around and talk while on the machine that there are 15 people waiting for. Or you have the 16 year old momos who DONT KNOW what the fuck their doing oh let me take the unmade weight to put 5 lbs on hey asshole theres a 30lb premade barbell get off the expandable one. you know that they are only there trying to bulk up their 90 lb frame to get a blowjob from the head cheerleader. Hey asshole try just asking her or oh my god, being yourself, it will get you farther, dont go to the gym to try to impress girls they dont want to date conceited fucks like that but i digress. Just please noobs stay to light side of the gym so all the people who need the heavier weights can use them without having to wait 45 min and oh by the way if you do happen to need a weight and someones in the way all you have to do is ask and they'll move you dumb asshat.